Sally Swallows caused quite a stir at this year's Edinburgh Festival 2005, because of a certain 'naked body suit'. 

Sally Swallows was plastered all over the Scottish Sun, The Scotsman, Fest Mag, The Scotsman Festival Magazine and The List because of her naughty flashing antics at the festival. Of course the body suit is a full length catsuit with absoloutly no flesh showing, but 'Sally' received 3 police cautions over alegations that the suit is offensive. Sally was supposed to get charged with breach of the peace on the 3rd, but instead was lifted up by her arm on the Royal Mile by an old fart policeman and told to 'cover up now, or else!'

We all think that the Edinburgh constabulary need to be strung up and quartered, as how can you think that a body suit is gratuatous nudity. Tw**s! Sally also carried on flashing on the sly to the end of the festival and never got caught, so up your bottoms Ed Police!!!!